Friday, March 19, 2010

The Showdown

22-year old Seaman 1st Class Fakhrul Fazli is what's officially called a Special Forces operative. To civillians, that means he's a navy commando. His superiors in tactical strategy consider him a secret ops agent... The enemy, however, knows him as the black ghost.

Regardless of his many impressive aliases, Fakhrul was now getting his ass kicked by a snooty college boy officer. Sub Lieutenant Michael Stone swung hard at Fakhrul and the strike connected. Fakhrul tried to counter with his own flick of the wrist, but missed.

Fakhrul is an elite killing machine. A trained expert at close quarters battle. Forget the M4 rifle he's usually issued with - if he wanted to, he could sneak up behind someone and with his bare hands snap their neck in one swift move... or do the same to their fingers one at a time.

But he fidgeted from one foot to the other, eyes darting wildly, trying to anticipate Stone's movements. Stone, on the other hand, moved in one fluid motion, effortlessly delivering smack after smack. He admired Fakhrul's determination, but this was essentially a contest of skill.

Both men carefully watched the other for mistakes. One wrong move would be enough.

Fakhrul was beginning to wear down, his intense concentration giving way. Then, he stumbled. Without missing a beat, Stone swung with everything he had. Fakhrul leaped to counter the shot, but once again he missed - unfortunately for the last time.

"Ha! Amik kau!" Stone taunted from across the table. "21-8!"

"Fuh..." Fakhrul said, flapping the sweat out of his jersey. "Kalau main ping pong, tuan memang power."

Back in university, Stone had spent enough Saturday nights playing ping pong pissed drunk to deseve being 'power'.

"Jom," he called. "Kita pekena nescafe tarik dengan cekodok pisang."

"Beres." Fahkrul replied, gathering his paddle and plastic balls.

"Tapi sebab hang kalah hari ni," Stone got on his Modenas Kriss and kick-started the engine. "Hang la kena blanja aku."

"Errr... okeh, tuan." Fakhrul said, getting on the motorcycle. He tried not to show it, but his ego was slightly bruised.

"Esok," Stone continued, grinning. "kalau hang kalah dengan aku lagi, hang kena belanja aku chicken chop pulak."

Sitting silently behind Stone, Fakhrul wondered if snapping this cocksucker's neck would get him to shut up.

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Lost Girl

Off the top of my head, I can think of plenty of reasons why Mike is an asshole:

His personal record is dating three different girls in 24 hours.

He once stuffed an underwear into the exhaust pipe of somebody's car.

He wears aviator shades.

And the list goes on.

But every once in a while, he pulls off a little good deed to balance out his karma. The other day Mike and Putri were browsing through Borders Bookstore when a little girl no taller than Mike's knee wandered by.

"Mommy..." she cried, tears in her eyes. "Mommy..."

The funny thing was, because no one else seemed to notice the whimpering little girl walking around the bookstore alone, it didn't immediately click in Mike's mind that something was wrong. Only after a while did he realise that there were no adults with this girl.

"Wait up, sayang," he told Putri as he went to approach the kid.

"Hey, girl," he said, going down on one knee to match her height. He figured the last thing a lost child wanted to see was a bearded Indian guy staring down at her. "Are you lost?

What else does it look like, Sherlock?

"I'm looking for my mommy," the Eurasian girl sobbed, a little less frantic than she was before.

"Ok, my name is Micheal," he extended his palm. "What's your name?"

"Olivia," she responded, taking Mike's hand.

"I'll help you find your mother ok, Olivia?" he said. It must really suck being 3 feet tall and lost in a giant maze of book shelves, Mike imagined.

Olivia nodded, wiping her tears with her palm.

"What's your mother's name?" Mike asked.

"Mommy."

This was gonna be slightly harder than expected, Mike thought.

Putri, who had been watching the whole thing like a scene from TV Pendidikan RTM, piped up: "Girl, you know your mother's handphone number?"

"Zero one nine..." As Olivia recited the digits, Putri keyed them into her iPhone.

Noticing the weirded out expression on Mike's face, Putri asked, "Why, what's wrong?"

Mike leaned in so that Olivia wouldn't hear him. "Even I don't know my mother's handphone number by heart."